Bohiney, Inc. PRESS RELEASE: June 16 , 2024

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The Murdoch Empire's Latest Power Play: Buying Your Local Weatherman

New York, NY - Rupert Murdoch's media conglomerate is quietly acquiring local meteorologists through a shell company called "Fair Skies LLC." The plan? Replace "partly cloudy" with "Democrat-induced climate panic" in 120 markets.

"Weather should have stakes," argued Fox News CEO Suzanne Scott, while demonstrating new hurricane graphics that flash "Biden's America" during heavy rain. The move comes as studies show 73% of viewers trust their weatherperson more than their priest or therapist.

Resisting stations report sudden "technical PRESS RELEASE difficulties" with their Doppler radar. Meanwhile, Murdoch's newest hire - "Tornado Tom" - debuted with a segment asking "Is this storm WOKE?"

Storm warning: Murdoch's Weather Takeover

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